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Journal Entry: Mon Jun 9, 2008, 11:43 AM
  • Mood: Mesmerized
Yeah so as you may or may not know, I've started an Okami Celestial Brush Stroke "project" in which I'm drawing original animal characters in the Okami style to the best of my ability, each corresponding with one Celestial Brush Stroke. Now there's a lot Brushes, and I'm trying to limit it to one OC per person, so I need MOAR PEOPLE TO JOIN. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE.

So people may be questioning why I'm doing this. BECAUSE I CAN THAT'S WHY. This is probably the first fun thing I've done with art for a LONG LONG TIME, and they take just enough time to keep me entertained and still have fun with, and I really like how they look as finished projects. So yes, LET THE LISTS COMMENCE.

The Brush Strokes are as follow:

Power Slash: ~Plusook's Hiccup
Water Lilly: ~Ichi-O's Cat Nanu
Bloom: ~diBsSupreme's Puff
Sunrise: *Darki-Teme's Akairo
Cherry Bomb: ~AnimeMangaKat
Rejuvenation:
Vine:
Crecent: ~DemonDeLoup's Karie
Galestorm: ~Plushiemode's Rei
Inferno: ~Hedge-Dragon's Hedge
Waterspout: ~Kitsuned's ....What's her name?
Veil of Mist: ~shokemn's Kylix
Catwalk: =Kafai's Sheba
Thunderstorm: *Rubydawg's Ruby
Blizzard: *isiriu's Isiriu

So if you want one, just shout it out!

Pee Es: Real animals are probably best. Keep in mind that I'm going to try and keep it as Okami styles as possible as far as the animals go.

BORED

Journal Entry: Wed Jun 4, 2008, 12:54 PM
  • Mood: Neutral
Got this from :iconkafai:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHIEST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (IDK)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (Ziggy and Kafai said I do so here)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. (.......)
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (I hate getting tan D; )
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (.....how does that work)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (ffff from 3 years ago)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

*shrug*

HI GUYS I'm getting into livejournal so yeah if you want to add me IDKKKKKkkk It's my website link (:


Edit: I fucked it up with my bad html 8D;; So yeah. oops.

BD

Journal Entry: Tue May 27, 2008, 4:18 PM
  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: Whatever Bettys been listening to for 6 hours
Stolen from :iconroko-epsilon:

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "Kelsey needs to stop being a mat for everyone to walk on. ... Kelsey needs a best friend to tell her she's the best friend they've ever had."
;__;

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "kelsey looks like she getting banged real hard buth theres nothign to hold on to..lol."
...:iconpinkohnoesplz:

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "Kelsey Says Just another WordPress weblog Kelsey Says uses the RockinChrome theme designed by Cory Miller."
use the RockinChrome theme designed by Cory Miller.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "MySpace profile for WHAT KELSEY WANTS KELSEY GETS™ with pictures, videos, personal blog, interests, information about me and more."
YES.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "YouTube - Kelsey does Disney World Commercial - she is VERY young!
The child loves the stage the mic and the camera. hehe."
...

:iconiseewhatyoudidthere:

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "Kelsey hates pears nao."
wat no

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "Kelsey asks CBS to save Back to You."
|:

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "YouTube - Kelsey Goes To Jail
A short film by Eva and Kelsey made last February at French ..."
whatWHAT

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: "Kelsey likes to get ##### all over her face."
D:[

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: "YouTube - Kelsey eats french fry no hands (almost)
she's in traing and will one day be able to eat a fry like ..."
It's my superpower.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: "GreenAcresGardens > Kelsey checking out Aggies baby, Kelsey wears green! Blue collar is Kelsey's. Kelsey checking out Aggies baby, Kelsey wears green!"
..

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: "Kelsey was arrested for reckless endangerment in the first degree ..."
I had to go back and check this one xD; It was a "what I was arrested for" game or something |:

:D

Journal Entry: Sun Apr 27, 2008, 2:50 PM
  • Mood: Llama
  • Listening to: Skype C:
Tagged by: :iconzenpanda:

Directions:
1.) Put your media player of choice on shuffle.
2.) List the first fifteen songs that come up add "in my pants" to the end.
3.) Bold the ones that actually made you LOL.

Results:
1.) Figure.09 in my pants - Linkin Park
2.) Crystal Ball in my pants - Keane
3.) Flicks in my pants - Frou Frou
4.) Brakeman's Blues in my pants - Chris Thile & The How To Grow a Band
5.) Breathe In in my pants - Frou Frou (FKSFGDGHJH)
6.) Tourniquet in my pants - Rasputina (PFTTLOL)
7.) Yellow Moon in my pants - Akeboshi
8.) What's Up People? in my pants - Maximum the Hormone
9.) Impulse in my pants - An Endless Sporadic (LOOOOL)
10.) Friday Night in my pants - Lilly Allen (KKKKHHKK)
11.) LND in my pants - Lilly Allen (|:...)
12.) My Sharona in my pants - POLYSICS (..HEEHEE)
13.) Moskau in my pants - Kazakstan
14.) Into the Ocean in my pants - Blue October
15.) Black Out Fall Out in my pants - POLYSICS

WELL THAT WAS KINDA LAME

OHOHOH LOOK WHAT I FOUND

Journal Entry: Mon Mar 24, 2008, 7:53 PM
  • Mood: Mesmerized
  • Listening to: Nipah Overload
JACKPOT

I JUST HACKED INTO MY OLD IMAGESHACK ACCOUNT AND FOUND OLD ART.

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Colored that one only

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THIS IS FROM SIXTH GRAAAADEEEEEEE. Ohohoho I'm finding a lot of this crap, I'LL POST MORE IF I FIND IT.